The Dog Ate It
by Martin King
A CUTTING-EDGE GUIDE To HIGH-TECH EXCUSES
The best of us occasionally gets caught in mid-blunder-our stupidity
exposed to the world. For example, we call to explain how a sudden illness
will prevent the plumber from hooking up the kitchen on Christmas Eve,.
and the client says, "Oh? Mr. Jackson is hooking it up right now, and he
looks perfectly healthy to me!" The computer can help with this.
As a high-tech device that hardly anyone understands, the computer
possesses an authority that few humans can match. This authority opens a
range of possibilities to the astute computer owner. In addition to computerized