According to HBO’s John Oliver (Last Week Tonight), robots such as Lowe’s experimental OSHBot could be a bad thing for American marriages. Why? Because couples sometimes argue while shopping at home improvement stores and a robot would not know how to intervene. But Parks and Recreation’s Nick Offerman does, as he so ably illustrates in the video below, where he plays the role of a Home Depot associate.

[Warning: The video below contains profanity and touches on R-rated topics. If you are uncomfortable with that kind of material, don’t watch it.]