Anyone else noticed that it's gotten a little crowded around here? According to a piece of e-mail spam making the rounds, a company called the Lunar Embassy ( www.lunarlandrush.com) is actually selling acres of land on the moon for just $29.95. The site boasts sales of more than 300 million acres.

So it only makes sense that professional remodelers begin preparing their businesses for the inevitable foray into lunar landscaping and moon walk window replacement (sunroom companies, of course, need not apply).

Much has been made about the billions of dollars spent to build the International Space Station. Just imagine the markup.