Have you eaten your fill of drywall dust? Do your knees
hurt? Are you tired of getting blood blisters on your calluses,
and splinters in your blood blisters?
If so, maybe it’s time to consider training for an exciting
new career in naming paint colors. According to the experts
at several leading paint companies — the folks who bring us
color chips with names like Salmonella and Roasted Seed, to
name two actual examples — mastery of the steps below
could be your ticket to a brighter, lighter, cheerier, more pasteltinted
future:
1. Keep your eyes open. The pros
spend a lot of time studying maps,
textbooks, and other references in
search of